1. carnivour:

    may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

    (Source: carnivour, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  2. compasswaters:

    100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

    (via onewfuckmeinanelevator)

  3. I've done it


    sir-squirrel:

    frufrou:

    deramon:

    robbydude:

    FUCK YOU OMG

    kirby is over

    THIS IS THE BEST COMBINATION I HAVE EVER HEARD

    …I have no words for this beauty

    (Source: dj-fuck, via frooooooooozen)

  4. awwww-cute:

    Now that my wife is pregnant, he has to go around the bump

    (via talikitty)

  5. http://sparkafterdark.tumblr.com/post/92505064878/aestheticrequiem-butt-twitch

    aestheticrequiem:

    butt-twitch:

    snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

    i’d steal like one or twelve audis.. maybe a pup.

    Fuck…

  6. gutsmanexe:

    When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job

    (Source: heatcrashemboar, via wakamak)

  7. ocebutt:

    dooptown:

    i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

    how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

    (via kuritofu)

  8. allymeister:

    All hail Lord Helix

    (via kuritofu)

    nerdyveganrunner:

    fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch fetch

    (via kuritofu)

  9. poke-stache:

    This is terrifying. http://ift.tt/1u9BQor

    (via kuritofu)