1. dapperasf:

    a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

    (Source: eldritchnightmarecuties, via mightymaple)

    • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
    • me: well lets see kids
    • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
    • me: hm
    • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
  2. clown-dick:

    for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

    (via blogging-etiquette)

  3. krisssyyy000:

    You have one year. Good luck

    (via blogging-etiquette)

  4. hellhoundsonthehunt:

    paradoxicallygrey:

    sincereglomp:

    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    (Source: melaninacorpse, via wakamak)

  5. hot4triangle:

    kyrianne:

    thatemilyperson:

    kyrianne:

    I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

    image

    I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

    I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

    goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

    (via blogging-etiquette)

  6. affetuoso:

    pantsalmighty:

    newyorksjojo:

    malformalady:

    McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

    Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

    finally, a shiny McDonald’s

    CATCH IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES

    This is like 30 minutes from where I live and it’s beautiful

    (via blogging-etiquette)

  7. cumber-kitty:

    bootyexpress:

    livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

    bootyexpress:

    not every single text post calls for a supernatural gif jfc

    image

    tremendously

    image

    (via wakamak)

  8. tattooidea:

    "Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink" 

    The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

    (via mightymaple)

  9. willurl:

    austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    i don’t even have boobs and i do this

    (via blogging-etiquette)

    theamericankid:

    Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

    (Source: itunes.apple.com, via wakamak)

  10. sonofatoasterwaffle:

    deansdamnation:

    deancanhuntmedown:

    I fail to see how that is a problem

    If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

    (Source: midzilla, via blogging-etiquette)

  11. Solid Snake - Psycosis


    captainzaksparro:

    Oh my fucking god

    (Source: psycosis91, via spongesoupisthepassword)