1. solomonfletcher:

    a big stupid idiot crush

    (via weabros)

  2. threepac:

    i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

    (via a-paper-crescent-moon)

  3. "I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

    THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via likespancakes)

    (Source: blythebrooklyn, via pastelpunx)

  4. yuniedc:

    boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

    (via rose-water-schnapps)

    • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    • ...
    • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  5. did-you-kno:

    A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since. Source

    (via a-paper-crescent-moon)

  6. anosci:

    fungii:

    thank god for the norwegian language

    FULL FART

    FULL FART

    FULL FART

    (via kuritofu)

  7. FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES

    (Source: gunnerdecody, via ssauronn)

  8. texanpadalecki:

    "Can we do something fun but look really unhappy?"

    DO NOT STEAL

    (via itsokaysammy)

  9. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via gnarly)

    ethareal:

    It’s as if fall is slowly creeping up and taking over summer like a beautiful disease

    (via kuritofu)

  10. cartel:

    one day i aspire to shop price high to low

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  11. saladder:

    "son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

    (via meowrials)